Ladies and gentlemen, the name is Anna Woolf. Eighteen years of age and currently living in the beautiful city of London. I own not a single thing on this godforsaken planet, except for my precious laptop and the ability to get past any firewall ever invented. I am your hacker for every job. Proud member of the Baker Street Irregulars.
[OC RP blog]
[I do not own any gifs.]
[Timezone is GMT +1]
[NSFW can and will happen.]
[I track the ihackedyou tag]

Hover and hack me.

+notunstable

notunstable:

Ooh, burn. I’m so offended. 

You mean I’m not allowed to flirt with one of the most intelligent hackers in the world? That’s just…sad, you know.

I must say, that was the lamest flirting attempt I have ever witnessed. Even dogs are better flirters. And they smell eachother’s arse.

(Source: ihackedyou)

+notunstable

notunstable:

Thank the heavens.

You’ve succeeded in surpassing ninety percent of the population.

Well, I’m not ninety percent of the population, am I?

Now, I’ll assume you’re a hacker too. What do you want of me? I don’t give lessons to newbies.

(Source: ihackedyou)

+notunstable

notunstable:

I don’t kno-ow.

What are you even operating off of? Don’t tell me…Windows?

Aha. Aha. Aha…..No.

My current OS is a form of Linux.

(Source: ihackedyou)

+notunstable

notunstable:

John Pinkley, and most likely…more skilled at hacking than you.

Yeah….I don’t think so, buddy.

(Source: ihackedyou)

+notunstable

notunstable:

Because in the majority, it’s illegal. For one.

It helps when you work for the little brother of the man who basically is the British Government.

Anyway, I didn’t catch your name?

(Source: ihackedyou)

+notunstable

notunstable:

And you just, sort of…advertise that?

….Yeah. Why not?

(Source: ihackedyou)

+notunstable

Hello there. Anna Woolf, your hacker for every occasion.